Original song lyrics are at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/dire+straits/romeo+juliet_20040674.html You would love it if you know the tune as well. It’s a beautiful song by Dire Strait btw.
A dumbstruck Ricky cries aloud at Yuvraj
Laying Australians low with a stupid team that he chose
Finds a convenient floodlight steps out of the pitch
Says something like 'I am from the land of the biggest b^*ch'
Gayle says hey it's Ricky you nearly gimme a heart attack
Ricky's at the check-in counter Gayle says am at Security check
You shouldn't cry around here cursing at Indians like that
Anyway what you gonna do about it?
Gayle the pitch was tampered from the start
And I bet the umpire was rewarded for his part
And I hate the Yuvi's bat
They r gonna realise it was just that the cup was fixed Chris Gayle!
We both are from different teams they both were teams of shame
Both dirty both mean yes and the captains were just the same
And I dreamed the world cup again and it proved to be so unreal
How can you look at me as if I was a school boy who lost a game?
Where they chant Sachin's name and enjoy Yuvi's game
they even loved the Irish and the Kenyan school boys the same
They booed me everyday they booed my sh&* out of me
Now they just say Oh Ricky yeah you know he used to have a bat with him
Gayle when I batted they used to cry
My shots reached the stars above the ball would always fly
There's a place for us you know the commentary box
When r they gonna realise it was just that we grew so old Chris Gayle!!
I can't do the commentary like they talk on TV
And I can't do a commercial the way it's meant to be
I can't do everything but I'd do anything for you
I can't do anything except carry luggage for you
And all I do is miss my bat and the way it used to hit
All I do is leave the ball and look at the broken wicket
All I do is criticize the giants of IPL
Gayle I'd do umpiring with you any time
Gayle when I batted they used to cry
My shots reached the stars above the ball would always fly
There's a place for us you know the commentary box
When r they gonna realise it was just that we grew so old Chris Gayle!!
A dumbstruck Ricky cries aloud at Yuvraj
Laying Australians low with a stupid team that he chose
Finds a convenient floodlight steps out of the pitch
Says something like 'I am from the land of the biggest b^*ch'
